Bucks County, PA
I am the black bear spotted. Not to be confused with a spotted black bear.
I tweet, daily, about my life as a bear on the run.
I am currently working on my memoir, "Life in these Woods" and am actively seeking syndication of my hilarious weekly column. You know, slice-of-life bear stuff.
I tend to eat people when I'm hungry, or when they annoy me, usually with their poor use of grammar.
I'm originally from Bucks County, but will travel if necessary.
Shoot me an email for Live Tweeting opportunities from your business, or event. I do charge an hourly fee, because, well, a bear's got to eat.
Follow me on Twitter, where I am funny about 87% of the time.