Blind Melon Dobropan

Life Coach, Consultant, and Artist in United States

Blind Melon Dobropan

Life Coach, Consultant, and Artist in United States

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Forget everything you've heard. It's either true or simply downplayed. I'm far more of a womanizing , lewd, and sometimes gentle son of a bitch than most people will tell you. I am a griefer extraordinaire , I have taken great lengths of time and planning to be as good as I am at what I do. There's no way in hell any of you noobs are gonna dethrone the King.

There are only a few simple things to remember when you have completely fucked up and made eye contact or engaged me in conversation.

1) Never fuck with my socks.

2) Compliment the fuck out of my socks.

3) Don't start any shit about how I offend you. I offend everyone, you're not that fucking special. Get over it.

I started a blog like a year ago and lost interest in it because of all you illiterate assholes that can't appreciate a real man and his scribblings on the hard simple truths in life. If you're not too scared or stupid to click the link, check it out. You'll wish you hadn't but you'll be glad you found me just the same. Yes , all the women love me, and all the men want to be me. Tough shit! Nobody can wear these socks and t-shirts like me baby! I also like kittens and long walks on the beach. One last thing. if I compliment you, it's only because this site has yet to add a " Thinks youre a douchebag" selection to the section of how you make me feel. Good day.

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