Brandon Lindquist

Topeka, Kansas, United States

Spent a year researching barbie dolls in the aftermarket. Practiced in the art of implementing g.i. joes in the financial sector. Uniquely-equipped for supervising the production of cod in Jacksonville, FL. What gets me going now is buying and selling human brains on the black market. Spent 2001-2005 writing about UFOs in Mexico. Spent 2002-2010 deploying rubik's cubes in Jacksonville, FL.

  • Work
    • Author & Speaker
  • Education
    • College Graduate