Brendan McGann

I was born in the regular way. Then I made quite a mess of things, and now I'm pretty sure the FBI is reading my emails, or at least going through my sock drawer looking for nickels. Sometimes I rhyme fast, and sometimes I rhyme slow. And yet, I am a professional with chops, and a mountain of experience in the "biz". If you're looking for written words that jump off the page and attack your face, then hire a wizard. If you're looking for written words that make your clients look like super geniuses, well then I'm your man.