Joel Botwin

I enjoy life. I enjoy leanring, laughing and cartoons and animals.

Here's the code I generally life by

Promise little, deliver much.
If you can't win by fighting fair, fight foul or have a third party do your fighting.

Teach your tongue to say, "I don't know".

If you must strike out at someone when you get angry, be careful not to strike yourself.

Much better your enemy thinks you are crazy than reasonable and rational.

One grain does not fill a sack but it helps.

He who blows on a fire gets sparks in his eyes.

Hunger changes bread into cake, beans into beefsteak.

Opportunity makes the thief; the thief who has no opportunity to steal considers himself an honest man.

Nothing weighs less than a promise.

He who serves two masters must lie to one.

If you must hurt a man do it so brutally you need not fear his revenge.

Even a mouse keeps three holes.

If you allow your enemies or friends to think they are your equals they will immediately think they are your superiors.

Don't try to change your enemies, just try to control them know where they are, what they think, who they trust.

Promise little, deliver much.

State to yourself what you would be then do what is necessary.

Never underestimate these three things: 1) your opponents abilities, 2) your opponents cunning, 3) your opponents greed, never underestimate them either.

The only way to keep a secret is to say nothing.

All those who snore are not sleeping.

Open your mouth and your wallet cautiously.

The best defense against the treacherous is treachery.

Some defeats are better than victories, unfortunately some victories are worse than defeats.

No man's credit is worth as much as his cash.

Often you lose the bait when you catch the fish, this is a necessary loss.

Always draw the snake from its hole with another man's hands.

If you are forced to bow, bow very, very low and hold that bitter memory until you take your revenge.

It takes a thousand blows to drive a nail in the dark.

Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.

Never knock someone else's racket, you never know when you may be pulling the same stunt someday.

The best armor is to keep out of range.

When a bet is made, be sure you hold the stakes.

The best friend of a hungry buzzard is a dead