Brandi Simmons

HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME.

• Despite all odds, I cannot take a serious photo, so naturally I excel at photo booths.

• Estate sales are one of the few reasons I leave the house early on a Saturday.

• I have a habit of accidentally buying silent auction items.

• At all times, I am actively trying to not take myself too seriously.

• Chopping vegetables is a form of stress relief.

• I don’t eat eggs. A lot of people think it’s weird.

• Like any good Southerner, gravy was the first thing I learned to cook.

• When someone can’t figure out how to take a screenshot on a Mac, they call me.

• Mustard has always been my condiment of choice. I put it on crackers as a snack when I was little, and have at least four variations in my refrigerator at any given time.

• Selfies really aren’t my thing, except when art is involved.

• Skeeball is the only game I am even remotely good at playing.

• Sabering a champagne bottle is my favorite party trick.

• Baby animal photos and animated gifs are bookmarked on all my computers for when the day isn’t going so well.

• I will always prefer cold weather to the blistering tropical heat of South Louisiana.

• Pretty sure I could put most people to shame in the Top Chef blindfold food identification taste test.

• Sparklers are always stocked in my hall closet.

• Once I stood in the rain for three hours to see an 18-second art installation.