I'm the tour manager to up and coming musician Joel Crouse. I'm a tech geek. I like music. I like to photoshop things. Sometimes I cook food, but mostly I just eat a lot of burritos. I make up scenarios and don't know when to give up on the joke. I come off as a huge asshole, but I'm probably one of the best friends you'll ever have. I taught myself how to read when I was 3 years old using alphabet shaped french fries. I once wrote a book about myself because I thought the world should know how awesome I am, only to realize how completely uninteresting I am in real life. I remember being born even though no one believes me. I sometimes say really creepy and awkward things so that people will stop talking to me. I hate cats.