Son of Pete and Betty. Lover of all things doughy. Favorite smell? A freshly-extinguished candle. Favorite pet? Baby Jane, his childhood pony. Baby Jane was a boy pony with a girl's name. He rode s/him every year in the Cedar Chopper's Festival Parade where the main event was Lesbian Arm-wrestling. Why? Maybe because s/he was a transexual horse. Baby Jane died and was replaced by Puppy Jane, a dog that was actually a girl. Baby Jane is now buried under a condo on Brushy Creek Road.