Brandy Galos

Bellevue, WA

Vogon Poetry

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee

That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate

Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me

With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon

See if I don't.

Vogon Poetry from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe.