BRENDAN BRADLEY
I couch-surfed with Squatters,
time traveled with Subway and
Selena Gomez, broke hearts as
Google's #Gmale, played 8-bit
as Mega Man, vomited glitter
on Comedy Central & ramble into
a microphone every wed night
on the Toad Hop Network.
The rumors are true, my
sombrero is above average.