Brett Aljets

I have driven a quarter mile in under 10 seconds I have broke the sound barrier, backwards I can run a mile in under 4 minutes if I wanted to I've run with scissors I have eaten raw eggs, cookie dough & potatoes & raw meat left out on a counter(even a mixture of raw beef & raw chicken) I have run on wet, slippery surfaces when the sign has said walk I've talked and texted on my phone during a movie I have golfed in a lightning storm I have gone swimming right after I ate I have eaten standing up & in in bed I have pretended to be someone else I acted like I was crazy walking down the streets of New York City I have brought a knife to a gun fight and I have also brought my guns to town I have gotten out of a helicopter without ducking I like Michael Bolton I have driven in a presidential motorcade I don't think outside the box, I don't even know what a box is. I don't chew gum and walk at the same time. I never read license agreements before clicking I have I mostly do not read instructions I have written the great American novel although it is not published or written on paper The songs I sing in my head are Grammy worthy I can moonwalk I've fried eggs on a sidewalk on a hot day I did not drink plenty of water when it was too hot or when I was high up in elevation I have loved deeply The door has hit me in the butt on the way out. I've stepped on many cracks and as far as I know, my mom has never had a broken back I have blinked and missed it but have also not blinked and been amazed I have been to the highest point in most cities I have visted while sometimes being at my lowest I believe that if it is broke, it can be fixed, but I also believe just because it's not broke that it shouldn't be. I have out run a packs of wolves, gazelles, & Hussein Bolt I have sat and talked with presidents dignitaries & important historical figures I fought the law and I won I have danced in the rain and all the other elements I have danced when no one was looking I know somebody who meet chuck Norris I have danced with devil in the pale moonlight, and I now regret it.