Brett Green

Student and Artist in Athens, Georgia

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I am genuinely one of the most humble people that I know. However, I'd be being dishonest to say I'm on the same level as everyone else. Truthfully, I possess abilities limited to a certain group of individuals. This allows me to adapt any perspective of my choosing. Not to brag but, I can convey emotions with ease. Emotional manipulation happens to be my specialty. And if anyone is wondering, yes, I am a superhero; and I dismiss delusional skepticism. Once a part of the Avengers, I departed that team of lousy wannabes upon saving the entire world from mass destruction in the year of 2012, ALONE. I would get into the details of the situation, but I am bound by contract with the Central Intelligence Agency. Currently, I volunteer my services to the University of Georgia's Theatre Department. The rehearsals that take place every weekday from 6:30 to 10:30 PM are the sacrifices I manage for the greater good of humanity. When I’m not bound by rehearsal, I am serving pizzas to the good citizens of Athens-Clarke County. This is due to my day job being Niche Pizza Co. in the Tate Student Center. I only recently acquired the duty of pizza maker last October. However, before arriving to the University of Georgia, I served long hours in the pits of Burger King. I was held captive for nearly two years, but was fed money so I can’t complain much. One may be curious as to why someone of such power works in these belittling establishments. The answer is that they are my training grounds. What better way to adapt any perspective than to pretend everything is always sunshine and butterflies? The ability to surpress my emotions at any given time has allowed me to be more likable while also perfecting my craft. Once again, I am one of the most humble people I know; but I’d be lying if I didn’t admit to my superiority.