My name is Brett John Higgins. The only substantial nickname I was ever given was 'brettles' (reason still unkown), until 'Beej' and 'Beejay' became popular amongst close friends and family, which was hilariously (not) sparked from me coming out as gay during highschool. #gaypun

Those who know me know that I truly believe that humour is my best defence, as well as my biggest weapon. Knowing how and when to laugh at yourself, and not taking life so seriously is often the best way to deal with some of the bullshit life can throw at you.

Forever tiptoeing the line between optimistically confident and falsely arrogant, all to conceal the truth; that I'm just a 'hot' mess who's learning lessons and trying to have a great time.