Brian Johnston

I'm an avid fan of technology, dry humor, and basically anything with noodles in it.

I enjoy being outdoors but only when I'm forced to do it, and only grudgingly.

I believe that there are unprovable truths.

I believe Calvin and Hobbes is the best cartoon series of all time.

I believe that 90% of everything is crap.

I believe there are those that can recognize patterns and then there's everybody else.

I believe griefing is the end-game for all forms of multiplayer gaming.

I believe the only meeting worth attending is one where the agenda can best be summarized "What needs to be done to get the hell ouf of this meeting".

I believe people are simultaneously the most interesting things to poke and the most predictable.