Hi,

I'm a Creative Director/Copywriter at teeny agency in Baltimore. I have all these links below, which have made the bio obsolete.

But, just in case it's not. I traveled all over the world with my Dad when he was a Navy doctor.

I'm a single dad.I skateboard, bicycle, write a column for Talent Zoo (Beyond Madison Avenue), have two cats that were supposed to be my son's. "Hah", was my Dad's word to me when I said " Dad I'll take care of the puppy." “Hah”, how fitting. Re: all the animals we have now collected.

I'm not hideous looking if you squint.

So, even though bios may be obsolete I think I'm covered and am no longer paranoid about not having a bio. This really isn't a very good bio so I'm paranoid about that.