Doctor Professor Broheim T. Newsworthington, esq.

A self proclaimed independent nation and founder of the "You're Not That Important" Club, Doctor Professor Broheim T. Newsworthington, esq. is cleared for takeoff. Now working in conjunction with the US State Department and certain unnamed members of the League Of Women Voters, he is beginning the long road to achieving total consciousness (which is nice.) With plans to desalinize the Atlantic Ocean, Broheim is your favorite representative of insane weirdoes everywhere. An expert tunnel rat and certified geek-boy, he can unquestionably turn that frown upside down.