Byron B. Bradshaw

Yep I'm Byr'n, need I say more? At times I can be slightly cynical, and others very anal (I think that's an understatement). Other than that, I'm a pretty easy-goin' guy. I love to laugh and have fun, without it being at the expense of others. I'm very ticklish, and can laugh in a really high register if you do it right. Politics and my puppy are my two great passions. I tap dance nearly everywhere I am. If I were any animal, I'd be a Kobe Beef cow. Do not stand between me and Guacamole. Or Beer. Definitely not beer. I never really have liked broccoli...mainly because it's hard to spell. That, Wednesday, and tomorrow, too. For some odd reason, my facial hair grows really fast. Arthritic hips suck. 80's Night Rocks. My racquetball swing is quite possibly the most hilarious thing in the world. I have an odd fascination with Pigs. Pink ones. I'm not a hick, I promise. I just have a slight twinge in my voice(ok, TWANG dammit. and it's not slight, it overwhelms me!). I sing the loudest in the shower and in my car, by myself. Charlie Brown is my hero.