CALICO JACK for PRESIDENT!

This September, 1-4, aboard the historic tall-ship Gazela docked at Penn's Landing, you can find out just what happens when a pirate wakes up from a bender to find he's running for president! Live music, dancing girls, and pirate comedy in this one of a kind burlesque extravaganza!

Aren't you sick of voting for the LESSER of two evils?