Cap'n Cringe

Comedian in Minnesota

Ahoy. I'm the Cap'n. You can call me Cap'n.

I'm 17 and female. I turn 18 this November.

I have a boyfriend, so don't even think about it.

Now, on to FAQ...

Q: who teh frick is jaehee

A: jaehee is baehee (just...just google it. stop asking me)

Q: who's ya boy guzma

A: one of the villains from the newest pokemon games. he's ya boy.

Q: can i have jaehee

A: no thats not how marriage works, dumbass

Q: who's that in your profile picture

A: j a e h e e

Q: why are your IG stories so weird

A: see the previous answer