Cardinal Robbins

I'm the wiseass who was always cutting up in class before being sent to the principal's office. You know, the one who was so smart, you'd ask me to do your English Comp homework so you'd get that A+ your parents expected.

These days, I write gritty crime novels and spec scripts for TV. I'm the hired gun for companies who want web content and marketing collateral tailored to specific demographics. I don't do anything that won't garner kudos, because why try if you're not out to create something truly unique and outstanding?

My silky yet practical voice can sell your products or services, or breathe life into your game/TV/movie characters. From narrating a children's book to putting an edge on the toughest chick an online game has ever seen, I'm your go-to gal.

No bones about it, I'd be a great catch for an agent, because I forge my own alliances with TV showrunners. If you want to discuss business, contact me. Serious inquiries only, however -- I don't like wasting anyone's time, and I expect the same courtesy in kind. If you really need me, don't be shy. I haven't bitten anyone in years, and I have had all my rabies shots.

You can Skype with me at cardinal.robbins, but message me first so I can add you to my contacts. I'm not paranoid, but I am very cautious since this is the internet.