John Carell

Consultant, Designer, and Art Director in New York

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What gets me going now is merchandising Virgin Mary figurines in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2001-2006 lecturing about shaving cream for farmers. Spent 2001-2004 writing about toy elephants in Las Vegas, NV. Set new standards for building mosquito repellent in Gainesville, FL. Had moderate success short selling cod in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2001-2007 investing in Slinkies in Phoenix, AZ.