Carl Bjorkman
Stop! Don't read any more. No, really, stop. There is nothing interesting to read here. Nothing whatsoever. There has to be something better on television.This blog will only be updated sporadically, and will never, ever, contain anything useful or interesting. So surf away. There are so many interesting things to read on the Internet. Head over to the New York Times (while it's still free) or the Guardian or the BBC or, if you are just surfing aimlessly, go to digg or stumbledupon. Better still, read a book. There are thousands of extraordinary books out there that will blow you away, change your life and perhaps even make you a better person. Better still, get away from your computer. Make something out of yourself. Call a friend or loved one and go for a coffee, or a run. Draw a picture. Eat an apple. Start a project, sign up for a local charity, change the world. Do anything, just make sure you stop wasting your time reading this pointless stuff.