I'm in it to win it, of course.

I used to have beautiful handwriting, but the internet ruined that.

I'm not the jealous type.

If you never know when I'm joking, then we can't be friends, no offense.

I have three life goals:

a) to never, ever be on the local evening news.

b) to not fall down.

c) to never use social media to educate or to be an activist for anything other than myself.