Chabeli Palanca

It's 19 minutes past 3am and my brain's not wired to sleep yet.
I've gone through this a million times so how can this time be any different?
Well, I don't know. Really.
I've tried counting sheep. Didn't work. So I went up on the internet and started reading blog after blog after blog after blog. I remembered that I've always wanted to start up my own blog buuuutttt there's just an infinite number of reasons (and by reasons, I really mean excuses) not to do it. No time, not enough things to write about, more important things to do, too lazy. Whatever.
Truth is I'm disinclined to doing this whole blogging thing because I'm a little (I'm not really little) wimp who's afraid to fail. Yes, fail. Who fails at blogging?? Me. I think. I don't know. Okay I'm losing my point.

Aaanywaaay, I can't sleep. And somehow, somewhere in the depths of this seemingly hypnagogic state that I am presently in, I have chanced upon shards of quondam inspiration to start up a blog. SO.. lo and behold, The Psychobang!

I'd tell you the chronicle behind "Psychobang" but maybe some other time or maybe never. I don't know. But I do know that this blog is going to be the crash pad of my brain spills. So, if you're in for some balderdash and absolute ludicrousness, well then I'm rolling out the red carpet for you pal.