I am a human, a Christian, an American, a media designer, a sinner, a saint, a Diet Coke addict, a writer, a singer, a video game player, a tech enthusiast, a consumer, a libertarian, a conservative, a story teller, a time traveler, a collection of atoms, and a lot of other things. I like cheese, and I like bacon. But those two things are unrelated. If I could be a tree, I'd be a tree that doesn't live very long, because, I mean, really, who wants to be a tree? That would suck.