Chanly Kaye Basa

Hi ! My name is Chanly Kaye Basa. A student of Ateneo de Davao University! I start every single morning with a breakfast of iron. I eat nails and shit razors. Then I go to my computer and delete every single piece of fanmail I have recieved within the night without even bothering to read them. The amount of daily fanmail is measured in googolplexes. That is because I am a high-profile rock star and people would kill to be allowed the grace of kissing my butt. About 90% of the European population have my name tattooed somewhere on their skin. I have many talents. I possess a superior analytic intelligence and my knowledge about everything and all is beyond anything ever known to mankind before me. Compared to me, Machiavelli was a minor player, merely a pawn. He was dynamite but I am a tactical nuke. In fact I know the meaning of life. My father is Apollo, the God of Beauty, and my mother is the Aphrodite the Goddess of Love ♥ . That mentioned you might already know why I don't dig bullshit applications. Because you want to know more about me you can read my biography. It's called "Beowulf". Thanks for visiting my page ! ♥