Charlie Clifford

Charlie “Big Red” Clifford is... neither big nor red and has no relation to the fictional k-9 character. He is of average height with a few strands of ginger mixed into his sparse outcropping of facial hair. Charlie has been mistaken, from time to time, for being that mythical breed we call “hipster”. Perhaps it’s his obsession with plaid shirts, goatees and photographing parking meters. But trust that his irony is sincere and plaid is more a remnant of grunge-era flannel than the uniform of a coffee shop philosopher.

Charlie has been a resident of the Magic City since his muggle birth. He avoids sunlight but don’t confuse his jaundice complexion for that of a Twilight vamp, blame it instead on the daily dose of radiation that only technology can offer. If Charlie were to choose sides in the impeding Z-apocalypse, he would cast his vote for plants.