Cape Town, South Africa
I know your type. You're all the same, meandering around the dark chasms of the net looking for this and that other pointless 'necessity' that became oh-so-vital in your period of procrastination. Honey, we've all been there. And somehow, you've managed to land yourself on this page. All I can suggest now that you're trapped here is to put the kettle on for a cuppa' and pull up a chair. You're ruddy welcome.
Now, although the idea of putting 'rocket ship builder' or some other kind of mindfuddling profession as my career really quite tickled my fancy - I am not, in fact, an astronaut or anything of the kind. Sadly.
Alas, I have been gifted with a barbaric imagination and bountiful vocabulary, so why not put that to good use? Apart from that, I must warn you: I am petrified of large fish, have one cat and moonlight as a Mongolian juggler. Here goes.