Cole Stewart

Denver, Colorado, United States

505 born and raised, self proclaimed techie, music aficionado, Google fanboy, avid consumer of Pop Tarts & Dr. Pepper, occasional digital artist, aspiring comedian, and have now added entreprenuer, as I work to get my Marketing and IT Services Company off the ground.

I make a mean quesadilla.

I am a bit of a beer snob, but who in Colorado isn't?? My favorite Brewery? 3 Rivers Brewery, in my hometown of Farmington.

I like electronics, computers, and video games.

I am a baseball guy at heart (Go Halos!). Cactus League is my favorite time of year (How many opportunities do you get to see 6-10 MLB Teams play in a 3-5 day window, all in one metro area?)

I have been told that my writing skills are equivalent to those of Hemmingway....when I put effort into my writing.

When in doubt, I have asked myself, "What Would Chuck Norris Do?"

I used to be all that and a bag of chips...but then I ate the chips.

I have 1/64 cherokee indian in me, but I have never recieved a royalty check from the government.

I am a preschool dropout.

Someday, I will be a hero. I dont know when yet, but I'll get back to you on the exact date later....

I think the greatest band name of all time is DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

I believe "internet shorthand" is an abomination of the english language and simply goes to demonstrate incredible laziness.

Click the below links to learn more about the infamous chopstewy!...

  • Education
    • New Mexico State University