Originally a student of life, Chris has become something of a mentor to life itself, helping it through some of the confusing mid-life years. This transition was solidifed when he won a game of connect four in only 3 moves.

I am a firm believer that:

• Facts should never get in the way of a good story
• Orgasms are just a deeper belly laugh
• "Quotes that have some vague meaning are for the weak of mind and spirit" - Chris Marks
• Life is too short to do shit that sucks
• You f**k it up, you suck it up