Chris Backe

Seoul, South Korea

I am a dynamic individual.
I woo women with my sensuous, passionate talking about photography.
I can easily entertain five year olds.
I have been caller number 7 and I have won the concert tickets.
I have perfect pitch, and can sight-sing almost anything.
I know kung fu.
8 year old boys think I'm cool because I can skate on Heely's better than they can.
I received a 115 on a paper analyzing the philosophies of Descartes.
I once moshed so hard my glasses flew off.
I can hurl newspapers from 50 feet with deadly accuracy.
I type 60 words per minute.
Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
I sometimes close my eyes while walking just for the hell of it.
When in Rome, I do as the Romans do.
I swing dance, rumba dance, and even waltz on occasion.
Occasionally I drive the wrong way down a road at 3am just to shake things up.
I know the exact location of every item at E-mart.
I have ridden the big pink rocking pony.
Occasionally I get the urge to go outside and play in the rain at 4am during a heavy rainstorm.
I once exhibited my art across the street from world-class artists.
On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact organizing.
I have taught computer classes and convinced people I was a super-geek of sorts.
I can give you a complete explanation of the terms 'shutter priority' and 'aperture priority'.
I live life to the fullest.
Needless to say, I am a well-rounded individual.