Chris Colucci

31 years loving the suburban life on Long Island (that's New York, y'all), 20-ish years being told I "really should be a writer", 15+ years studying Kenpo Jiujitsu, 10 or so years studying sports and fitness training, 5 years (and counting) as Associate Editor at, a mere 18 months preparing for the zombie apocalypse... just in case.

Favorites: Orange-flavored energy drinks with triple-digit caffeine, pit bulls and/or basset hounds, corny jokes, and heavy metal covers of '80s music.

Least favorites: Movie snobs, ignorance-based prejudice, parakeets, and the pick-up artist phenomenon.