Chris McGuire

I am a television writer/producer living in Los Angeles. I also did standup comedy for a long time but not so much any more. The Cote Du Rhone I'm drinking right now pairs great with an apology tomorrow. My favorite elf rapper is Fig E Pudding. On my deathbed, I will confess to every fake laugh I've ever added to a television program. There's only one bathroom in my house but four litter boxes so there's never a wait, ladies!