Christopher Watts

I am a post modern artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless mime.

On occasion I have been known to stop traffic with my godlike displays of defenestration.

I have an uncanny ability to roll up the rim to win.

I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Manitoba.

I enjoy a good game of underwater elephant polo.

Animals trust me.

I am the subject of many top ten lists.

I don’t age

I know the meaning of life but am sworn to secrecy.