Craves Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Espresso and Coffee

Raised in the Derbyshire Hills, Chris Wootton was working in technical support in Nottingham when he packed it all in and moved south to Devon when he fell head over heels in love with a wonderful woman called Mina who was daft enough to say "yes".

Since then he has spent his time buying and selling things that go Beep, playing games and moving into freelance writing.