Charlie Sheen

I'm Charlie Fuckin Sheen, man.

I am an alien from another sphere.

My planet is called Bonearth. Our intergalactic symbol is 8===D. We are a race of tiger-sapiens, sent to your planet to procreate with the two species necessary to promulgate our dominance over all of lifedom.

In my spare time I enjoy copulating with Earth women. They are particularly impressed by my pubic mane of tiger fur, and enjoy spending many hours petting it.

I also partake of the NSFW Show (http://nsfwshow.com/); after all it is the New Show Full of Win. We tiger-sapiens always enjoy a game of But Cuba, for we are all winners and therefore all are full of win.

While we are busy recreating our species we fucking love to watch Bri Bri and The Jerbs.Our guffaws are barely audible over the squeals and howls of tigers and women.