Chlo Chlo

hey there, you random person who I may or may not know. My name is Chloe May, I do have a middle name but it's so retarded so I won't mention it. Seeing as this page is "all about me" I'm feeling the need to be deep, so here goes. Actually to be honest, I bet you any money this won't be deep at all. Some people are literally always on a bitch path, I get alot of hate because I think I come across as a right stuck up bitch, but I'm not, swear. Get to know me. I'm from a broken home, that means my parents are divorced, thank god. Not even joking they used to argue about who walks the dog and who lays the table, so pathetic. Miss being a family though. sorry, not sorry but i probably sound well cringe worthy, cringe is the new thing though. Probably going to be judged on my little "all about me" biography. Seriously some people just wait for me do to something wrong. I'm such a weird creature, no joke. Personally i think mcdonalds is so much better when monopoly season arrives and frank ocean is a god. Who else agrees with me that boring people should be deported to another galaxy. Olly Riley, woah now hes fetch, so fetch but couldn't be more of a dickhead, mind my language, i mean jesus christ fenton. My date of birth is 15.10.1998..yeah im 14. Im one of them people that will literally say what they think ~sorry, not sorry~ Hang on, dont you just love the glorious moment when you're cutting and wrapping paper and your scissors glide perfectly? i think Nicki Minaj and Drake go together like butter and bread. Do i have a boyfriend?hahaha do i fuck? i just want someone who i can be a complete idiot around really. id want them to look at me the same way i look at icecream. omfg, yanoe what really annoys me? when you look and someone and think woah you're hot and their actually munted, go home eyes, you're drunk. I LOVE THE MAN WHO CREATED EBAY. *clo that was so random* as you can tell, im a weirdo, but atleast im not boring. Anyway, better go before i drag on, cya wouldnt want to be ya. lol joke, that was gay. MY LIFE BE LIKE OHH AHH OHHH kik-cmaay