Hi! This is my professional page, as evidenced by the enormous vainglorious photograph of me wearing a tie to your immediate right (or centered above, on mobile).

It is my effort to have a place on the internet that does not stream endlessly across the phones of disaffected youths, dead gods, and hip mid-twenties artists and fashonistas.

I write in various mediums and am always interested in reading offers, even if I'm not necessarily always interested in accepting them. If YOU'RE interested in hiring me to write, send me an email through the link above.

If you're not quite convinced, I've also listed below the stuff I'm working on currently and previously, my shop wherein you can buy products, and a link back to my twitter, where you probably just were.