colby angus black

I've been punched, kicked, slapped, bitten, bumped, fouled, clipped, cut, divorced, dumped, stood up, picketed, fired, berated, cheated, swindled, hornswoggled, thrown out and thrown up on.

Oh. And born. I've been born, too.

I've also been loved ... but no one ever wants to hear about that.

I'm a raconteur. And I was once a second chair tuba player.