Colleen Parker

I'm an artist and designer living in the Washington, DC metropolitan area, I also work as a recording engineer for a non-profit organization that records audio books for the Library of Congress, and in some distant way related to the awkwardest of unicorns.

I work with scratchboard and relief printmaking techniques to make things. Pretty things. Probably creepy pretty, though. I like secret scary things, cats, bats, and slothomobiles.

Oh and sometimes I wish I had a mustache, so sometimes I put my hair over my lip and pretend. <- That's a personal fact.