Corey Lambert

Corey graduated in 2006 with a degree in English. While the smoke clears on his future plans, he moonlights as a gainfully employed white male. He enjoys romantic comedies, hilly car rides and clothing with thumb holes. He respectfully dislikes Old Navy commercials, "Two and a Half Men" and Harry Caray impersonations. A native of Michigan, Corey currently resides in Chicago's Lincoln Park neighborhood with Kevin, his 13-inch MacBook.