Corey Paterson

Corey Paterson is a degenerate man. He is crass, offensive and at times shows little compassion towards others. He grew up in the small town of Eagle Point, Oregon, where he would hunt for crawdads and cry when his mother boiled them to eat. Corey Paterson, is a sensitive pussy. He likes to tell jokes and write stories and draw pictures of stick figures hanging from trees. The only two things he knows how to draw .. stick figures and trees. Corey Paterson isn't very artistic as a scribe. He has been in a few bands and plays guitar, piano, bass and drums .. he hasn't perfected the craft of any, but can get by with all. Corey Paterson is a very average musician. He has a beautiful daughter, who at 14, is already a better person than he. She is sweet, sincere, compassionate, thoughtful and full of heart. Corey Paterson did a pretty decent job as a father. He is a daydreamer. He has been in over 2,000 movies that nobody has ever seen .. and he was good. Real good. Academy Award winning good. He enjoys all types of movies and enjoys watching them with drunk girls that will let him slide his hand down their shirts. Corey Paterson .. can be very shallow at times. Corey Paterson blogs for a website. It is Midgetspar.com .... he combines all the worst attributes of his character, to fail at making people laugh or cry from anger. Corey Paterson is a dickhead, and he's proved it by writing this whole thing in the 3rd person.