Elmo

FAQS ARE KINDA COOL

Q: i have a burning question for u what do i

A: HERE is the thing for the thing

Q: what other accounts do u use

A: @gentlests (poetry), @weratewaffles (glucose), @ private X2 somewhere

Q: what do i call you

A: elmo/elmer/elmoe. the holy assigned at birth name is reserved for only lvl 666 and above friends, of which i have 3

Q: what languages do u speak

A: 日本語/ENG/华语

Q: what are your pronouns

A: they/them

Q: why are you so pissed all the time

A: it is Complicated but i am doing my best to be not as pissed

Q: what is your orientation

A: pan/bi

Q: how old are you this year

A: 17

Q: wtf is this account for

A: for me to showcase my Overwhelming. the overwhelming. for Overwhelming

Q: why do you post so much bullshit

A: i think it is funny please laugh

Q: how tall are u

A: 163

Q: why won’t you reply to my dm

A: i suck at dms and school’s Nasty so i tend to respond on weekends when i’m less ready to hop out a window but if i leave a dm for too long it gets awkward and i end up never replying ever so if u rlly want a response just prompt me again. no like really please prompt me i probably want to talk to you why wouldn’t i

Q: you look caucasian/japanese/indian/korean/indonesian what are you

A: very cool

Q: what’s your subject combination in junior college?

A: knowledge & inquiry, english literature, history, japanese

Q: you are in junior college???

A: for better or worse. leaning more towards worse

Q: meaning of life

A: sharing umbrellas with strangers when it's pouring outside and then falling in love with all of them by accident even though they’re not very cute

nice to meet u and i hope you enjoy your stay! feel free to treat this like an airbnb and pop out whenever you're done. i'm good. we good