C. Patterson

The invisible factor quietly influencing Blitz Weekly magazine as Editor-in-Chief, The Roy Wood Jr Morning Show as principal writer, Dancing Dog Promotions as co-owner and as the guy who actually trusts the B---- in apartment 23. I tell the Cake Boss what type of sprinkles to use and used to tell Steve Jobs to wear black turtle necks (it makes the iPhone work better). If creativity is an art form, I would be like a painting ballet dancer, who makes pottery while reading poetry. Plus I have a Kung-Fu grip like nobody's business. But you can just call me Chris.