Craig Deutsch

Caveat: This is a placeholder bio that at the moment has almost nothing to do with me.

That I'm even completing this is my friend Sean's doing; a Facebook plug by my friend Sean about his friend Aaron's about.me profile landed me here. Aaron should probably be the face of about.me. Yes, Aaron is indeed inspiring; look him up if you want. I even supplied the link because I'm thoughtful that way.

Sean, however, doesn't seem to have a profile here. Yet. One is thus justified in asking the metaphysical question of Sean's existence. Rhetorically, of course. I know, for example, that Sean lives both on Facebook and in the virtual reality we cheekily call flesh-and-blood. I know this because I've seen Sean with my own eyes. In the flesh (but not the blood).

Yawning yet? I just wanted something more to say than "Stay tuned." And I'm short on time this morning. So I'm simply reserving my megabyte on some about.me server out there so that it doesn't return an error in three months and tell me "Sorry, Craig Deutsch is taken. How about Craig Deutsch7265? Click Continue if that works for you or click Cancel to create a completely bogus alter-ego that hasn't yet been taken."

I'll make it really about me when I have time to craft a witty 2500 characters that people might find compelling. After all, only people with lots of time on their hands would create a profile here. The fact that I have lots of time on my hands proves this.

Wait — I smell logical fallacy in that statement. Do you?

More later.