Michael Starling

If you're reading this, then that means you found my page (and the location of the bodies) but before I get into all that nasty business, I'm eighteen. I hate the gas prices, but love that right now I can buy a good car for less than $5000 (saving my pennies), and on a good day, I can fry an egg on the hood of my truck. Make the most of Florida HELLFIRE, yeah? I like jackets. They have many pockets, which boosts my inventory space by 4 points, and they make my cold bearability +10. I'm half Russian, but can't speak a lick of it. Damn you, America for not allowing me forgein culture in easy-to-digest chunks! And, uh... Yeah. That's basically me in a nutshell. Also, I like pistachios. THE BODIES ARE UNDER THE FRIDGE.