I've been putting things onto the internet since the wild and hazy days of the late 90s, when spinning gifs and Comic Sans were legitimate design choices​, <blink>ing text could be enjoyed by the majority of your visitors​ and Larry and Sergey were still opposed to "advertising funded search engines".

Nowadays, I stand in the corner at Allies HQ - a commerce agency and startup incubator - and try to tame Magento and OroCRM.