Comic Satirical Stories
Surreal Theatrical Deadpan Deliveries and Psychedelic Hi-Vis Edutational Raps

I like to mix the remarkable and the mundane, the comic and the serious up into strange alchemical substances. Usually I create a blob. Sometimes, though, I get a spirit. And the world opens...

Exeter Poetry Slam Champion 2012

Spokes Amaze Inaugral Slam Winner 2013

Bard of Exeter 2014-2015

Started one hour show "Poetry Ping Pong" with Robert Garnham, Summer 2014, Edinburgh Fringe, Barnstaple Theatrefest and Exeter Ignite.

Daniel Haynes

"Daniel Haynes is a very human poet. His gentle and unassuming stage presence providing an ideal cover from which to unleash his surreal observations and satirical barbs. His work is at turns wry, poignant and very funny; often hilarious, always entertaining and thought provoking. A true original. " Tim King, Co-host of Taking the Mic, multiple slam winner and festival favourite

"Daniel Haynes’ poetry is utterly unique, insanely clever and hilariously surreal. Daniel’s treatment of the everyday paired with his talent for language create wonderfully memorable poems " Gina Sherman, Apples and Snakes

Poetry Ping Pong

“Enthralling.. masterfully performed…Poetry Ping Pong had me laughing the entire way through and wishing for more. A must see.”- Sapphire Urwick, The Daily Fringe