Danielle Hallett

Danielle has often been described as "The most influential woman in software development", mainly by herself.

According to experts she is slightly over seven feet tall, owns the world's largest collection of things she does not need and has personally offended members of staff in PC World stores throughout the UK.

She is best known for possessing more shoes than Paris Hilton, for spending more on cosmetics than most people spend on their homes, and for going off on long rambling rants about things which don't really matter to any one including her most famous rant about the second series of Buck Rogers in 1981 which remains the longest rant in history.

She has never taken public transport and has a mild phobia of Primark.