Danielle Holke

Danielle is a digital marketing / social media specialist who likes to play with her kid and make things in her spare time. Hire me!

Likes:

• her family and friends
• Elliott Smith
• penguins
• Hank Moody
• zombie walks
• Etsy
• spinster aunt Jill Psmith, and is aware that this is incompatible with liking Hank Moody
• contradiction
• Elliott Smith
• Tank Girl
• knitting
• bottle cap jewellery
• Comrades in Craft
• Ewan MacGregor
• the truth
• good beer
• hot yoga
• Finnish films
• Value Village
• click opera
• New Order
• Elliott Smith

Dislikes:

• Elliott Smith being dead
• Toilet-top tinklers
• beets
• those among us who think "bros before hoes" is ok
• American Graffiti (why does everyone like this film?)
• weak coffee
• winter driving
• fake food (with the exception of cheesies, chicken balls and the occasional Taco Bell)
• long toe nails
• bony fingers
• self-proclaimed gurus
• The Hokey Pokey
• intolerance … although… "the tolerance which tolerates only tolerable views is both intolerant and intolerable."
• most shoes, likely yours too
• Whoopi Goldberg
• Joy Division